Like A Fool I Led My Soul To Love; And It Paid Me Back In Change

It's another installment of Courtney's Boring Life.
*cue music*

Thank you, thank you. Hold the applause. There'll be plenty of time for that during commercial. Right now let's get on with it.

I've lost a couple of pounds.
*applause*
Well, thanks, thanks. I tried really hard. I really did....n't.
Too bad those tacos I ate yesterday will counteract against my good work. All these bad habits are gonna chase my good ones away.
*audience laughter*

Oh...I know.


The only other thing that's on my mind is boys.
*oooooohhh*
Yes.
See.
Listen here, "you":
I'm tired of seeing those girls on your Facebook saying how they miss you and love you and wanna fuck you.
*ahhhhh*
I'm tired of feeling like I'm giving you everything and you're not giving anything to me unless I pay for it.
Well.
You know what I'm gonna do about it??

Probably nothing.

But.

I am going to go running.
*jubliant applause*

So as we say...
*audience participation required in the shouting*
"Take care, bitches!!"
*applause and waving goodbye*