I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked

I write because I can.

And obviously someone is liking it, because I see ya clicking on here. That's right, bitch. You there. I see you.

So, I'm pretty excited to start "working-out" tomorrow. I plan on jogging for at least a few miles 5 days out of the week so that I can lose at least 30/40 lbs by next year for my cousin's wedding. It may be her wedding; but I wanna be the hottest one there. I have a reputation to live up to. And I need to get a date before I go. So I'm hoping that if I can get extra cute; I can convince someone to go with me....sober.

I hate clicking on Facebook pages and seeing ex's flirt with the guy I like. I wanna crawl in a hole and die. It's like, "Yeah, I know he had his dick in you and you both like tattoos. Please stop flirting with him though because lately his dick has been in me and it makes me wanna barf when you do it so publicly."

But whatever.
I'm just a piece of ass to him anyway.
So maybe I should get over it.
Because he'll prolly end up back with them again anyway.
Or someone else.
That's not me.

So.

I should breathe and ignore it.

*sigh*

I haven't done anything amazing lately. So if you were planning on reading something just completely mind-boggling; I've failed you. Or you've failed yourself for clicking on here in the first place. I'll go with the latter. Less guilt for me.

I'm hoping to get out of my boy depression soon.

OHHHHH.
But wait!

I haven't slept with that many people.
Not many AT ALL.
So what are the chances that my little brother ends up working with one of the guys I have???
My brother has been talking to him for weeks without even knowing.
And today he decides to tell everyone at his work that he had anal sex with me.

I'm not saying this is a gross thing.
I'm not knocking it for those of you that do it.
But I'm NOT for that.
NOT at all.
It just sounds like hemroids waiting to happen.
And gay.

And if I had done it; then okay, I'd prolly be pissed still that he was telling a bunch of strangers....but because I haven't; I'm extra pissed.

I wish my brother weren't such a pussy and would beat his face in.

I may do it for him though.

I hate sex-ers and tellers.
And that's why I'll be putting my app in to be a nun.
Please, Pope, let me in so I can masturbate all alone in boredom and wait to be impregnanted by Jesus. *crosses fingers*