Wikipedia Is My Lover

I love Wikipedia!! When I'm bored, I'll start on one page with one group of thoughts and wonders, and then I end up on something completely random and different from the original look-up. So there's a few things today that I learned/found interesting/wondered about on Wikipedia.

1.) Sailor Moon---Um, this was...well, I guess, is...my favorite anime. My cousin and I even started a club at our elementary school where we were Sailor Scouts. I was Sailor Mars. I read the character profiles on all the Scouts and saw that I picked a pretty cool character back then. "Sailor Mars: Rei is portrayed as boy-crazy in the early anime and short-tempered throughout, but is uninterested in romance and is self-controlled and sarcastic." Yup. I'd say that's a good description on how I actually turned out in real life. Ha.

2.) Mythological creatures---I love them all, but I really like the overly sexualized women ones. Like Sirens and Succubi. It's funny to me that the moral of the these creatures are that beautiful woman will lead you into dangerous temptations and leave you empty. I think it'd be pretty cool to have sex with random men and steal their souls during it. I mean, if a guy can have sex with me, make me fall in love with him and leave unscathed; then why can't I do it too? It's only right.

3.) Superhuman features and powers---I want super powers. For sure. I've decided that I want Omniscience (ability to know anything and everything), Precognition (ability to perceive the future), Telepathy (ability to read thoughts of others) and Mind control (ability to control the actions and thoughts of others). Yup. Good stuff.

4.) Crayola Crayons---Did you know they have a Jazzberry Jam? That's jazz-tastic. Makes me wanna go buy a brand new box. Oh. And does anyone else remember the Metallic FX ones? Those were my favorite. IMournThe90's. :(

5.) Dystopia---Totally my favorite theme in Science Fiction. Farenheit 451 is my favorite example of this. The Hunger Games is a more popular recent one. I could spend everyday of the rest of my life reading about dystopian societies. They make you think. They take human relationships/interactions or societies and give it a futuristic satirical twist. Mmmm, good.

6.) Bigamy---I had a dream that I was one of several wives of David Boreanaz. Which is weird. Haha. But it got me curious. I think it's because I read the synopsis for The Handmaiden's Tale by Margaret Atwood (which is about a dystopian society where men have several wives/slaves). But it got me curious on the subject. I mean. I watch Sister Wives on TLC. I don't know if I could be with a man who is having sex with 2 or more other women. I've never been good at sharing. It's basically an excuse to cheat. So here's the thing people: if you can't be monogamous...stay single! You can fuck around for free. And then you don't have to worry about your wives bitching all the time. Or babies. Lots and lots of babies.